if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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