just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
