I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
ok first of all what the fuck
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