So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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