o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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