Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I AM VODKA MAN
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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