College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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