This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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