it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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