I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
