can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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