Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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