where does the pee come out of this thing
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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