this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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