my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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