Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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