would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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