If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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