Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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