so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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