i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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