there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I need help removing her.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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