so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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