I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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