wrigley field is MILF paradise
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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