Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She's JV to your varsity
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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