Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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