found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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