What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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