I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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