i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
