no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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