I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
