I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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