Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Drunk is not a location!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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