Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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