I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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