I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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