I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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