Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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