We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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