And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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