lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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