problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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