he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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