just survived the first fart of the relationship.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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