Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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