She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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