how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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