yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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