she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
